| me: hey, hanna. how's it goin'?
hanna (age 3): feeling good.
me: so, what are you watchin'?
hanna: it's LITTLE MERMAID.
me: ooh. that's a good movie.
hanna (with wild hand motions, and her younger sister nodding in agreement): NO! it's a scary movie!
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| one of our pastor's son got sent to school with some ointment because he had a rash. school nurse: hey, s. s.: i'm ready for my viagra. school nurse (looking puzzled): don't you mean aveeno? s.: oh...yeah....that. |
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| two of our pastors have sons that are going into the 7th and 8th
grades. their sons are currently excited about going through
puberty. last week, one of the pastor's son, m., went to see his
pediatrician. s., the other pastor's sons, went along.
as soon as they arrived, s. walked up to the doctor and said, "we're
here because we want to know if m.'s hit puberty yet." then he
went to sit in the waiting room with m. and his mom.
in the waiting room, m. and his mom were filling out some papers. one of them asked questions like how do you feel about yourself? how do you think you look? m. told his mom, "i think i look sexy." so..his mom wrote...he thinks he looks sexy. at some point, s. told m. to stop answering those questions. he said, "don't
do it! it's one of those psychological things. it messes
with your head. they're gonna say you'll need a therapist or
something!"
later that evening, m. and s. took out a slip and slide for
fun. they set up a spotlight on the slip and slide, and spent the
evening sliding in the nude....in m.'s front yard.
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| 1st grader: "mom, we're all gentiles. i think it's because we're white." |
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| 1st grade sunday school:
s: do you see your daddy?
p: no. he's been in jail.
s: mine too.
p: what's your daddy in for?
s: my daddy ain't in jail. my stepdaddy is.
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